Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Hyper-Drive Failure

The cause of the hyper-drive failure that was experienced @ 20090217809 has been discovered!
As seen in the video above thousands of earthlings are seen running from a giant fireball! All of these earth dwellers seem to be affected by the glowing, mind altering radiation emitting from the fireball (seen on the Geiger counter tracking video above). The next day these earthers got into their vehicles and preceded to travel astronomically slow, which caused cosmic congestion resulting in hyper-drive failure. It seems the mind altering radiation also caused symptoms which caused the earthables to use their communicators to contact former and current associates for no apparent reason. This of course further added to the hyper-drive failure.
I was momentarily affected by this phenomenon, but have recovered completely.

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