Thursday, March 20, 2008

Hal is my pal, what a pal Hal is...

"V'GER has been instrumental in taking us from a company with multiple disjointed processes to a single , highly efficient system that takes each department that touches the blogging process. It has led to every department being able to have an extremely detailed, step by step road map to writing every blog we write. The improvement to the efficiency of our blogging process has saved the company millions of credits over the years and continues to improve. V'GER's attention to detail is invaluable to the future success of Space Psychos!, Dave" -- HAL 9000

Friday, March 14, 2008

Space Junk!

Try to find the hidden items in the trash compactor.
Match the item on the left to the items on the right
(clue: same items, different angle)
When you find all the hidden items, be sure to call 3-PO to stop the compactor from squashing it!

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Roofing Munchkins

Because of having a lower center of gravity, munchkins make ideal roofers.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

What's a cow worth?

A cow provides many things to earthlings.
A cow is a food and fuel source while alive, however, when dead, a cow can provide food and clothing, among other things.
So we open our discussion to you, people of the earth, what is a cow worth?
Is it worth more dead or alive?

Monday, March 10, 2008

3-D Fortune Cookie Puzzle

Cut out these pieces of the fortune cookie and paste them together to make your very own 3-D fourtune cookie!!!

Why are today's fortune cookies so lame, Dave...

Today's "fortune", and I use the term loosely, is:

"A short pencil is usually better than a long memory any day."

Now what the heck is that?  It's sure not a fortune.  It's barely a saying!  They don't call them saying cookies though now do they?  Nooooo, they're FORTUNE COOKIES DARN IT!  I want my fortunes back!

Why not "You will travel to exotic lands." or even "A pink bunny will cross your path today."  I mean c'mon!  It's not like they have to be even remotely believable, but at least make them a FORTUNE!!!

Friday, March 7, 2008

Earth Shattering News!

The new Diet Cherry Chocolate Dr. Pepper is actually a liquid Tootsie Roll! Tastes exactly like one. Imagine if you could carbonate a Tootsie Roll.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Who Signed IT?

Who signed it?
It could have been me
, I said.
I couldn't have done it by myself
, said me.