Today's "fortune", and I use the term loosely, is:
"A short pencil is usually better than a long memory any day."
Now what the heck is that? It's sure not a fortune. It's barely a saying! They don't call them saying cookies though now do they? Nooooo, they're FORTUNE COOKIES DARN IT! I want my fortunes back!
Why not "You will travel to exotic lands." or even "A pink bunny will cross your path today." I mean c'mon! It's not like they have to be even remotely believable, but at least make them a FORTUNE!!!
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For short pencil bad fortune not.
For long memory bad fortune not forgot.---Confusion
Seriously, how many of you thought the title of this thing was Space Psychos 3?
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