Got Snot?

Ever had the terrible feeling when you blow your nose and your ears pop?

SPACE PSYCHOS is here to help!!!

== Steps ==

1. '''Stick a cotton swab up your nose.''' This may sound very gross, but you must perform this step to see if you have a really bad mucus blockage. Note that you must not stick it up too far up the nose!
2. '''Pull out the cotton swab and examine it.''' What color is it? Note these down on some paper, throw the cotton swab away. Keep the paper!
   

'''Think of these questions:'''

1. Do your ears hurt when you blow?
2. Have you been blowing your nose excessively?
3. While you were blowing, is the amount of mucus little or none?
4. What is the square root of 150?
5. Why did I write down my snot color on a piece paper?

===What to Do Next===

1. Stop blowing, or at least blowing right now, or until I tell you to start again.
   
2. Take a decongestant as often as needed, or as long as long as you need to.
   
3. Consult your doctor and tell them of your results and symptoms. Show them the piece of paper with the snot on it!

== Tips ==

*Medications containing pseudoephedrine are no longer available; since they can be used in the process of creating methamphetamine, a pharmacist must track your purchase according to law. If they will not sell you your medicine, get a note from a doctor. Everybody likes getting a note from a doctor!

==Warnings==

*Don't get the cotton swab stuck up your nose. That will just make it worse. Of course if you do get it stuck, put another one in the other nostril and pretend you did it on purpose!

"bidi-bidi-bidi"

In the year 2008, at the John F. Kennedy Space Center, NASA launched the last of America's deep space probes. The payload, perched on the nose cone of the massive rocket, was a exploration vessel - V'ger. Aboard this compact starship, a lone computer- HAL9000- was to experience cosmic forces beyond all comprehension. An awesome brush with death: in the blink of an eye, life support systems were frozen by temperatures beyond imagination. V'ger was blown out of its planned trajectory into an orbit a thousand times more vast, an orbit which was to return the ship full circle to his point of origin - its mother Earth - not in 5 months, but in 500 years. (Well, more like 10 months)
WE"RE BACK !!!

Hal is my pal, what a pal Hal is...

"V'GER has been instrumental in taking us from a company with multiple disjointed processes to a single , highly efficient system that takes each department that touches the blogging process. It has led to every department being able to have an extremely detailed, step by step road map to writing every blog we write. The improvement to the efficiency of our blogging process has saved the company millions of credits over the years and continues to improve. V'GER's attention to detail is invaluable to the future success of Space Psychos!, Dave" -- HAL 9000

Roofing Munchkins

Because of having a lower center of gravity, munchkins make ideal roofers.

What's a cow worth?

A cow provides many things to earthlings.
A cow is a food and fuel source while alive, however, when dead, a cow can provide food and clothing, among other things.
So we open our discussion to you, people of the earth, what is a cow worth?
Is it worth more dead or alive?

Why are today's fortune cookies so lame, Dave...

Today's "fortune", and I use the term loosely, is:

"A short pencil is usually better than a long memory any day."

Now what the heck is that?  It's sure not a fortune.  It's barely a saying!  They don't call them saying cookies though now do they?  Nooooo, they're FORTUNE COOKIES DARN IT!  I want my fortunes back!

Why not "You will travel to exotic lands." or even "A pink bunny will cross your path today."  I mean c'mon!  It's not like they have to be even remotely believable, but at least make them a FORTUNE!!!

Earth Shattering News!

The new Diet Cherry Chocolate Dr. Pepper is actually a liquid Tootsie Roll! Tastes exactly like one. Imagine if you could carbonate a Tootsie Roll.

Who Signed IT?

Who signed it?

It could have been me

, I said.

I couldn't have done it by myself

, said me.